Am F In my platforms, I hit the floor C G Fell face down, didn't help my brain out Am F Then the baby came before I found C G Am The magic how to keep her happy F C G Am I never was the fantasy of what you wanted me to be F C But don't judge me so harsh little girl G So you got a playboy mommy Am F But when you tell them my name C G Am You wanna cross that bridge all on your own F C Little girl they'll do you no harm G Because they know your playboy mommy Am F But when you tell them my name C G From here to Birmingham, I got a few friends Am F I never was there, was there when it counts C G I get my way, you're so like me Am F You seemed ashamed, ashamed that I was C G A good friend of American soldiers Am F I'll say it loud here by your grave C G Am Those angels can't ever take my place F C But don't judge me so harsh little girl G So you got a playboy mommy Am F But when you tell them my name C G Am You wanna cross that bridge all on your own F C Little girl they'll do you no harm G Because they know your playboy mommy Am F But when you tell them my name C G You tell them my name, I got a few friends Am F C G (2x) Am F C Somewhere, where the orchids grow G I can't find those churchbells Am F That played when you died C G Am F C G Am Played Gloria, talkin' bout hosanah F C But don't judge me so harsh little girl G Am So you got a playboy mommy, come home F C But when you tell them soldiers my name G Am And cross that bridge all on your own F C Little girl they'll do you no harm G Am 'Cause they know your playboy mommy F But I'll be home C G Am F I'll be home to take you in my arms