Intro:

Palm Mute
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We don't like to go out shopping
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We don't care what's on sale
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We just want to sit with a bag full of chips
D7                 G
Watching the NFL
C
When you come over at halftime
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And say does this dress fit too tight
F                                                                             G
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say aaaoont aaaoont
                   C
It looks just right
                                       G
Well that's the truth about men
                                       C
Yeah that's the truth about us
                  F
We like to hunt and golf on our days off
D7                            G
Scratch and spit and cuss
  F
It don't matter what line we hand you
C                                   D7
When we come dragging in
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We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
C
We hate watching Steel Magnolias
F                                         C
We like Rambo and Die Hard 4
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Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools at the Home
             G
Depot Store

C
We really don't want to take you to dinner
                              F
At some fancy restaurant
  F                                                                 G
The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing that
            C
We all want
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Well that's the truth about men
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Yeah that's the truth about guys
              F                                       C
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
         D7                           G
Then work on the problems in our lives
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And though we might say it to you every now and then
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              C
We aint wrong, we aint sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
                  F                                         C
But if you want to know what were all thinking
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Its nothing too complex
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Its just something cold for drinking and a whole lot of S E yeeees
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That's the truth about men
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Yeah that's the truth about us
                   F                        C
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
D7                                  G
Scratch and spit and a whole lotta other disgusting stuff
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It don't matter what line we give you when we come crawling in
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          C
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
F                                    C                  G       C
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen
 G                             C
Sure its gonna happen
  G                                        C
You know its gonna happen again

And that's the truth about men.