I saw a band called SpiTune do this song and I knew I had to do it.  I never even heard of Trailer Park Boys,
 but I liked it so much I wrote my own second verse! I've done this song dozens of times and it never fails
to satisfy.  So easy its stupid!

 = palm 

G C G C G 


           G
Well I was down

                C
Drinkin' at the Legion

       D
When a girl sat next to me

                           G C G C 

She was pretty and pleasin'

             G
She said hey boy

                  C
we should do some marryin'

       D                                                       G C G C 

I said sure but before we do there's something you should know


(chorus x2)

                  G
I like liquor and whores

                C
Liquor and whores

               D                                                G C G C 

Cig'rettes and dope and mustard and baloney and liquor and whores


(Lyric 2)
             G
Well she got up

               C
And she walked away

     D                                  G C G C 

So I asked that bartender what is I did say

             G
She said hey boy

                   C
Everytime you walk through the door

         D                                                     G C G C 

You tell every damn girl you see that you like liquor and whores


(chorus x2) 


An easy country strum works best for this.  Really belt out the chorus and the crowd will go wild!!!