E--9---
B--10--
G--9---
D--11--                  X Lots
A--9---
E--9---

Repeat this chord throughout whole song

I'm doing my best to clean up my act,
I'm geting down to kirkby market selling porclein cats,
Scrimping and a saving, Cutting down on gravy,
Wearing my boxer shorts inside out, THAT'S RIGHT!

I'm doing my best to cut down on the booze,
But i'd rather be drunk with holes in my shoes,
You won't have failed to notice, I look just like the homeless,
I'm wearing my socks for the third week straight, THAT'S RIGHT!

It's been eight years since school, 
Eight years since something to do,
Eight years of worrying and hiding,
Eight years since i ripped my blazer,
Since i cut my face on my very first razer,
Eight years of scrimping and a skiving

It's been eight long years in self respect,
With a couple years more well what the heck,
I'll take whatever i can get.
Eight long years and a couple of Beers,
And a couple years more is my worst fear,
Eight years since school and nearer dying.