F       Bb    F     C   F    
INTRO 
 
Verse 1 
 

                 F                    Bb 
I'm a full grown man, that's plain to see. 
            F                                 C 
But nowhere near as full grown as I'd like to be. 
                F                   Bb 
But I'll find a bar and I'll have a few, 
  F                C              F 
Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof. 
 
Verse 2 


            F                              Bb 
I'd hit the dancefloor each time I had the chance. 
              F                                  C 
Woah, that is if these two left feet knew how to dance. 
               F                      Bb 
About the only time I'm kicking up my shoes, 
   F                 C              F 
Is when I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof. 
 
Chorus 


       Bb                           Eb 
Well I start to feel like Superman, 
Bb                   Bb A Ab   
Then I pick a fight. 
  G                              C 
Only to find that my opponent is holding kryptonite. 
      F 
You'd think I'd learn my lesson,  
                     Bb 
But I'm still paying dues. 
            F 
Each time I drink and start to think, 
             C              F 
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof. 
 
INSTRUMENTAL (same chords as verse) 
 
Verse 3 


         F                        Bb 
My woman left me, she called me a clown. 
                F                         C  
Well that's the general consensus in this town. 
             F                         Bb 
But I had it comin', lord, to tell the truth... 
    F               C              F       
For acting ten feet tall and bulletproof. 
 
*REPEAT CHORUS* 
 
 
Bb                F 
Yeah, each time I drink and start to think, 
             C              F 
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof. 
 
Try me brother.....