G (320003@1)             AThere (x02220@1)was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
        C (x32010@1)        D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)And I didn't know what to do.
             G (320003@1)             A (x02220@1)There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
         C (x32010@1)       D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)She was looking at Doctor Who.  

              G (320003@1)                A (x02220@1)There was an actual girl in the comic shop,  
C (x32010@1)       D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)What a momentous day! 
G (320003@1)                              A (x02220@1)
I had to check to make sure she wasn't just,  
   C (x32010@1)         D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)A human-sized cardboard display.  

F (133211@1)      C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)    (tacit)
     My competition was a kid with pimples, and a guy in a wheelchair.
F (133211@1)      C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)   So I knew I had to act fast.  

F (133211@1)                     G (320003@1)
So many questions in my mind,  
                              C (x32010@1)What would be a good pick-up line?
                             F (133211@1) 
Why had a hot girl just come in?
  
If the Hulk fought Spiderman,  
 D (xx0232@1)Who would win?  

(tacit)      
Good question...  

              G (320003@1)                        A (x02220@1)I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs,
         C (x32010@1)    D (xx0232@1)    G (320003@1) 
And his manual dexterity.
        G (320003@1)                              A (x02220@1)But then again, the Hulk's endurance is limitless,  
          C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)         G (320003@1)And he's stronger than Spidey would be...  

           C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)

There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1) Just a minute ago.  
             C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)There was a hot girl in the comic shop,  
F (133211@1)          G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)Did anyone see her go?  

         D (xx0232@1)                     F (133211@1)Had she come to the comic shop looking for love?  
F (133211@1)    G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)Guess I'll never know...