Tabbed by Danny Halstead

Capo on 6th Fret

Intro: Strum E and stop

Vocals only     E
Do   you   remember?
                B
Or have you forgot?

Must I remind you?
                E
I would rather not!


But if I must
                A
Then by God I will
          E              B
Let me refresh your memory 
         E
I am still

Vocals Only     A
The Woman you married
                 E
And don't you forget it
                   B
I like my guitars loud

I am angry and proud

                E
And you will regret it
                 A
If you think I will be
             E
But I never was
                         B
You can't make Betty Crockett

An idol punk rocker
            E
Why why because


Vocals only         E
I like speed and cocaine
              B
and good red wine

and lately I am sober
                  E
too much of the time


But the devil is in me
                  A
and he's had his fill
                     E
and when he breaks free
                 B
You're going to see
            E
That I am still

Vocals only      A
The woman you married
                   E
I ain't changed a bit
                                    B
For all the children that I have carried

I am the fat ass you married
                E
the hat still fits!


Vocals only     E
Do   you   remember?
                B
Or have you forgot?

Must I remind you?
                E
I would rather not!


But if I must
                A
Then by God I will
          E              B
Let me refresh your memory 
         E
I am still

REFRAIN

Vocals Only     A
The Woman you married
                E
The Woman you married
                   B
The hatchets are buried

The children are carried
                      E
I am the woman you married

OUTTRO

Vocals Only     E     Strum down on E 6 times to end
The Woman you married