Tabbed by Danny Halstead

Capo on 6th Fret

Intro: Strum E and stop

Vocals only     E
Do   you   remember?
                B5
Or have you forgot?

Must I remind you?
                E5
I would rather not!


But if I must
                A5
Then by God I will
          E5              B5
Let me refresh your memory 
         E5
I am still

Vocals Only     A
The Woman you married
                 E5
And don't you forget it
                   B5
I like my guitars loud

I am angry and proud

                E5
And you will regret it
                 A5
If you think I will be
             E5
But I never was
                         B5
You can't make Betty Crockett

An idol punk rocker
            E5
Why why because


Vocals only         E
I like speed and cocaine
              B5
and good red wine

and lately I am sober
                  E5
too much of the time


But the devil is in me
                  A5
and he's had his fill
                     E5
and when he breaks free
                 B5
You're going to see
            E5
That I am still

Vocals only      A
The woman you married
                   E5
I ain't changed a bit
                                    B5
For all the children that I have carried

I am the fat ass you married
                E5
the hat still fits!


Vocals only     E
Do   you   remember?
                B5
Or have you forgot?

Must I remind you?
                E5
I would rather not!


But if I must
                A5
Then by God I will
          E5              B5
Let me refresh your memory 
         E5
I am still

REFRAIN

Vocals Only     A
The Woman you married
                E5
The Woman you married
                   B5
The hatchets are buried

The children are carried
                      E5
I am the woman you married

OUTTRO

Vocals Only     E     Strum down on E 6 times to end
The Woman you married