#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------## From: bgg@connect.com.au (Ben Golding) Subject: CRDPRO: I Spent My Last $10 on Birth Control and Beer: Two Nice Girls {t: I Spent My Last $10 on Birth Control and Beer} {st: Two Nice Girls} When [G]I was a young girl like [C]normal girls [G]do I looked to a woman's love to [D]help me get through [G]I never needed any [C]more than a [G]feminine touch I hated the thought of kissing a man -- it [D]really was too [G]much I [D]did not drink, I did not smoke I [C]did not say "god[G]damn" I was [D]strong, I was sensitive [C]before I loved a [G]man My [D]family were proud of me and [C]proud of what I [G]am But [C]then along came Les[G]ter and my [D]tale of woe be[G]gan {soc} I [G]spent my last ten dollars on [C]birth control and [G]beer My life was so much simpler when I was [D]sober and queer But the [G]love of a strong hairy man has [C]turned my head I fear And made me spent my [G]last ten ten bucks on [D]birth control and [G]beer {eoc} It was June, nineteen eighty three when Mary Lou and I did part She she loved another dyke, my god it broke my heart I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend But Lester came to work at Poppa's store and decided to ease on in. Before that last heartbreak nothing made me more sick than a hairy chested gee, double breasted suit, a man with a hard dick I guess I was curious, hey, I guess that I was young I guess that I was that rum and coke, I guess I was dumb {C: Chorus} For of course for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze If a woman don't drink beside her man then she will surely lose him As I sit in this hetero honky tonk and reflect upon my past I think about the old girlfriends and why it didn't last For there are certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry I still say to you my friends without this man I'd die So listen to this tale of woe and hang your head and cry {c: Chorus twice} {sot} ~From: Ben Golding{eot}