TWO BLACK EYES AND A BROKEN NOSE
(Mariott, Lane)

G
I've got two black eyes

Got a broken nose
                        D               G
And I can't go down the spaniards no no more
            C
Well, I was fit and able

I was out there on the table
      G                 D                     G
And I shouted, will you look, let's have some more

E                 A
That's the way it goes
D                 G
That's the way it goes
E                           A
Two black eyes and a broken nose
D
Everybody knows that's the way it goes

I've got a filthy mouth
I've got a dirty mind
And I can't go out with evil no no more
Well, that snobby bratt was meaner than this old hat, sir
She wacked me when I called her an old whore
Look out

That's the way it goes
That's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that's the way it goes

All together

That's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that's the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose

Well, a dollar is a dollar
And a dime is a dime
We'd sing another chorus
But we haven't got the time