intro
      G5 -> A5     A5 -> E5       X4
      3rd  5th   5th  12th

Verse 1:
      A5                            E5
      Now I've got a cousin called Kevin,
           A5             E5
      He's sure to go to Heaven,
      G5                D5
      always spotless, clean and neat,
       G5             D5
      as smooth as you get 'em.
               A5                   E5
      He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket,
         A5                    E5
      My ma says they cost a packet,
          G5               D5
      but she won't even let me explain,
           G5
      that me and Kevin,
           D5
      we just look the same


Chorus:
          A5              E5
      Oh, my perfect cousin,
           A5               E5
      what I like to do he doesn't,
       A5                 D5
      He's his family's pride and joy,
           C#5              E5
      his mother's little golden boy.


Verse2:
      He's got a degree in economics,
      maths, physics and bionics,
      He thinks that I'm a cabbage,
      `cos I hate "University Challenge",
      Even at the age of ten,
      Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then,
      He always beat me at "Subbuteo",
      `Cos he flicked to kick,
      and I didn't know.

Chorus

Break:
      A5 G5  E5 D5 X2
      E5 D5  A5 G5 X2
      C#5 -> D5 x2 or 3...


Verse3:

      His mother bought him a synthesizer,
      got the Human League in to advise her,
      Now he's making lots of noise,
      playing along with the Art school boys,
      Girls try to attract his attention,
      but what a shame, it's in vain,
      total rejection,
      he will never be left on the shelf
      'cos Kevin, he's in love with himself.

Chorus:

Outro:  as intro and fade.


      I hope somebody likes the undertones out there...

      Cheers....

      Chris.