This was good at battle of the bands, the fruit corner song that was pretty popular.
Intro on bass or guitar
E ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A----------22?4?22-------33---6?33-------44-----7---44--------22?4---22
E --0-0-----------------44-----------------55---------------------00---------------
Then chords throughout whole of song:
E5 G#5 A5 E5
E---------------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------------
G---------------------------------------------------------
D?2--------------------6--------------7-------------2
A?2--------------------6--------------7-------------2
E ? 0--------------------4---------------5-------------0
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / Rhythm
Lyrics
Verse
When you see things like I do
Everything is just a blur
Theres something on my face
And I quite like the taste
It was on the last day of term
I was eating a mince pie
When someone got some cream
Slapped it in my eye
Chorus
Cream on my face
I like the taste
Verse 2
Im screaming like a girl
It made me want to hurl
With this cream on my face
Im just a big disgrace
Why do they always pick on me
Im nearly sixfoot three
I should be the hardest here
But im just a lanky queer
Chorus
Cream on my face
I like the taste
Solo
Either a pentatonic scale beginning on E (fret 7, A string)
Or
E--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G?9?8----6----4-----9----11b12----9-----9
D-------------------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------
Or just improvise
