There aren?t really any correct versions of this song online so I tabbed it out to the 
Vandals Christmas version. Have fun ruining all your friends? christmases.


                        Intro: A A#5 (x2) D Bm D Bm E Bm E D C#m Bm A E

   A                 C#m      F#m                A
Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worse
      Bm              A                E
then being depressed and told to be happy.
E            Esus4-3        E
The season of su-icide, I know why they died
  Bm         E                 A
Christmas reminds me I have nothing

            C#m               F#m
I've got no girl there's only me
   C#m        F#m          Bm   E         A
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
            C#m   F#m        C#m              F#m
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
        D                   C#m Bm   A     E
so I'll hang myself from the tree
   A                 C#m      F#m        A
Christmas is dark and wet, so I can't forget
   Bm           A           E
Christmas reminds me I have nothing
E                        Esus4-3    E
this is the end of hope, I won't write a note
         Bm      E                A
because it would be addressed to no one

           C#m               F#m
I've got no girl there's only me
   C#m        F#m          Bm    E         A
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
            C#m   F#m        C#m              F#m
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
        D                   C#m Bm   A     E
so I'll hang myself from the tree

A                        C#m       F#m        A
Now I will say good-bye, no one will cry
    Bm              A            E
Christmas goes on without me
E                      Esus4-3        E
My life is now complete, so I'll go to sleep

      Bm         E              A
Forever and ever and ever...

  C#m               F#m
I've got no girl there's only me
C#m        F#m          Bm            E         A
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
C#m   F#m        C#m              F#m
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
 D                  C#m Bm   A
so I'll hang myself from the tree