-Standard tuning- * = Strum more than three times Pretty straight forward chord patterns Verse ----- 3:--9*--5--7--: 4:--9*--5--7--: 5:--7*--3--5--: Pre-Chorus ---------- 3:--9-9-9--14--7-7-7--12--11--7--: 4:--9-9-9--14--7-7-7--12--11--7--: 5:--7-7-7--12--5-5-5--10---9--5--: Chorus ------ 3:--9*--14*--14*--9*--: 4:--9*--14*--14*--9*--: 5:--7*--10*--12*--7*--: Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of *** an animal on hand outs from an evil government I've always been a nobody, I'll never be a somebody, unless I kick some ass or get that drink with the umbrella in it so full of *** Kick me, you know that my machine is full of rage Expose me, you know I'm stupid even for my age Please check out my ***ty band, the preachings of an anarchist, the government can't owe me if I don't believe that it exists so full of *** Kick me. Kick me harder I need a good kick. My head is so think Kick me. Kick me harder. Rip me a new one. I don't even have an old one. I'm so full of ***. Kill me, before some moron gives me my big chance And I end up a poet/role model buried in France I'm so high on pot & *** I think that I'm in Ancient Egypt Forgive me, but Seattle's Junkies don't speak for my generation So full of ***.