for this to be in the right key you have to put the capo all the way up to the 
10th fret, so im sure i didnt do this right but you get the idea.
:^D

C (x32010@1)    GI (320003@1)once had a girlfriend
Am (x02210@1)         EmBut (022000@1)then one day she dumped me
F (133211@1)                 G (320003@1)                 CAnd (x32010@1)everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
F (133211@1)             GI (320003@1)don't want to talk about her
F (133211@1)             GSomeone (320003@1)always asks about her
F (133211@1)             G (320003@1)                 CSo (x32010@1)I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead
C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)       Am (x02210@1)         EmI (022000@1)say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia
F (133211@1)                      G (320003@1)          COr (x32010@1)a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head
F (133211@1)             GI (320003@1)don't want to talk about her
F (133211@1)             GBut (320003@1)someone always asks about her
F (133211@1)             G (320003@1) CSo (x32010@1)I tell them all: she's dead
C (x32010@1)             GI (320003@1)guess there's a part of me
Am (x02210@1)       EmThat (022000@1)lacks sympathy
F (133211@1)                    GOh, (320003@1)the looks on their faces when I tell them
CHow (x32010@1)she passed away
F (133211@1)             GI (320003@1)don't want to talk about her
F (133211@1)                GBut (320003@1)someone always asks about her
F (133211@1)            G (320003@1)      CSo (x32010@1)I tell them all shes dead
Am (x02210@1)                       FMy (133211@1)girlfriend's dead , you see
G (320003@1)              CIt's (x32010@1)a total lie but it's easier on me
F (133211@1)            G (320003@1)                          CThan (x32010@1)having to admit that she likes someone else
Am (x02210@1)                       FMy (133211@1)girlfriend's dead , you know
G (320003@1)              CPlease (x32010@1)change the subject, I'm going to go
F (133211@1)            G (320003@1)                          CJump (x32010@1)off a building and join her in heaven
F (133211@1)             GI (320003@1)don't want to talk about her
F (133211@1)             GBut (320003@1)someone always asks about her
F (133211@1)             G (320003@1) CSo (x32010@1)I tell them all: she's dead
C (x32010@1)    GI (320003@1)once had a girlfriend
Am (x02210@1)         EmBut (022000@1)then one day she dumped me
F (133211@1)                 G (320003@1)                 CAnd (x32010@1)everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
F (133211@1)             GI (320003@1)don't want to talk about her
F (133211@1)             GSomeone (320003@1)always asks about her
F (133211@1)             G (320003@1)                 CSo (x32010@1)I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead
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