(capo 6? casa) (intro) C G Am Em F G C G C G Am Em I know my words are sick F G C G well, so do I C G Am Em But come gather ?round n? I'll tell a tale F G C G about a man that sold his eyes F A#7M To lose weight and to get cute F A#7M To reach a girl who's just like you C A#7M To forget a girl he never had (intro) C G Am Em Then he sold his nose F G C G for an unknown guy C G Am Em A strange guy that some F G C G people used to call god F A#7M Well, I guess he was really needing F A#7M A new nose and I'm not kidding C A#7M I swear it's not any kind of joke (intro) C G Am Em Now he's on the road again F G C G looking for someone C G Am Em To buy his dreams F G C G and ears and thumbs F A#7M Someone to care for him F A#7M Not to leave him lost in sin C A#7M Neither in pain or happiness (intro) C G Am Em Life is nothing but a joke F G C G and I'm getting tired C G Am Em Life is nothing but a joke F G C G and I'm getting tired C G Am Em Life is nothing but a joke F G C G and I'm getting tired C G Am Em Life is nothing but a joke F G C G and I'm getting tired... (intro 2x)