Intro: Ab5 Bb5 Ab5 Bb5 
B5              F#5               E5                     B5       
Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
B5              F#5                  E5                         B5      
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
E5             F#5          B5                      E5               F#5      
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's 
      B5
going round.
B5               Ab5                 F#5                   E5
Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
B5         Ab5       F#5                       E5     
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

A5    B5    A5    B5 

Same as first verse and pre-chorus

Father says, "Your mother's right, she's really up on things."

"Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines."

Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war.

But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.

Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.

Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.
KEY CHANGE

C5                   G5                F5               C5
Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
C5             G5           F5                 C5
Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
F5              G5              C5              C5
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch.
F5              G5                 C5              C5
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out.
C5               A5                  G5                    F5
Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
C5         A5                 G5                     F5
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Away.
Away.
Repeat above chorus until end. End on C.