This is the WHOLE song, with the bits of dialogue from the episode played during the
solo 1 , solo 2, and da-da bits. The how-to-play video by Voltaire himself doesn't explain
it very clearly in my opinion; he has chord fingerings right but his tuning is off and 
doesn't call the chords what they actually are. Don't get me wrong-the guy's amazing and I
have nothing against him! Enjoy playing Brains!

Chords

Drop C# tuning:
C#m-  022000
Ab7-  x21202
F#m-  x02210

Standard tuning:
C#m-  x46654
Ab7-  464544
F#m-  xx4675 (or x57765)

A capo helps but isn't required,  put it on the 4th fret in standard tuning if you
choose to play that way.

Standard tuning relative to capo:
C#m- x02210
Ab7- 020100
F#m- xx0231



Brains by Voltaire tab

Intro/Solo 1
C#m (x13321@4)name="chord_xx1112@1">Ab7
C#mF#m (x13321@4)Ab7 (play twice for Intro)

Da-da

C#m for 2 bars

Verse

C#mWell (x13321@4)hello there little boy.
Don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
F#m (244222@1)     C#m (x13321@4)             F#m (244222@1)     C#mDon't (x13321@4)be frightened by the look in my eye.
               Ab7 (xx1112@1)                             C#mI'm (x13321@4)just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.

Solo 1

Verse

C#mWell, (x13321@4)I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
        F#m (244222@1)        C#m (x13321@4)            F#m (244222@1)     C#mYou (x13321@4)can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
       Ab7So (xx1112@1)why don't you be a pal...
             C#mAnd (x13321@4)bring me some BRAINS!

Solo 2 (same chords as Chorus)
C#m (x13321@4)                       F#m (244222@1)  Ab7 (xx1112@1)name="chord_x13321@4">C#m                         F#m (244222@1)  Ab7 (xx1112@1)name="chord_244222@1">F#m       C#m (x13321@4)     F#m (244222@1)     C#m (x13321@4)name="chord_xx1112@1">Ab7                             C#m (x13321@4)Solo 1

Da-da

Verse

C#mGo (x13321@4)down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
         F#m (244222@1)       C#m (x13321@4)        F#m (244222@1)         C#myou'd (x13321@4)be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
          Ab7 (xx1112@1)                           C#mHe (x13321@4)ain't using his brain he's just watching TV!

Solo 1

Verse

C#mGo (x13321@4)down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
     F#m (244222@1)      C#m (x13321@4)       F#m (244222@1)C#mHis (x13321@4)brain is the portrait of atrophy.
    Ab7 (xx1112@1)                           C#mHe (x13321@4)ain't using it, why not give it to me?

Chorus

C#m (x13321@4)           F#m (244222@1)   Ab7BRAINS, (xx1112@1)BRAINS, I won't lie,
C#m (x13321@4)                               F#m (244222@1) Ab7I'll (xx1112@1)eat their brains 'til they're zombi-fied.
F#m (244222@1)     C#m (x13321@4)       F#m (244222@1)    C#mSure (x13321@4)they might think it's deranged
               Ab7But (xx1112@1)they won't give it a thought
                       C#mAfter (x13321@4)I've eaten their brain.

C#m (x13321@4)            F#m (244222@1)Ab7BRAINS, (xx1112@1)BRAINS, It's okay.
C#m (x13321@4)                   F#m (244222@1)  Ab7It's (xx1112@1)not a matter if it isn't gray,
     F#m (244222@1)  C#m (x13321@4)    F#m (244222@1)       C#mAnd (x13321@4)if at first they think it's strange,
       Ab7they (xx1112@1)won't think twice
                     C#mIf (x13321@4)they don't have a brain!

Solo 1

Da-da

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!

Solo 1

Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweet brains you happen to see.

Chorus

C#m (x13321@4)           F#m (244222@1)   Ab7BRAINS, (xx1112@1)BRAINS, I won't lie,
C#m (x13321@4)                               F#m (244222@1) Ab7I'll (xx1112@1)eat their brains 'til they're zombi-fied.
F#m (244222@1)     C#m (x13321@4)       F#m (244222@1)    C#mSure (x13321@4)they might think it's deranged
               Ab7But (xx1112@1)they won't give it a thought
                       C#mAfter (x13321@4)I've eaten their brain.

C#m (x13321@4)            F#m (244222@1)Ab7BRAINS, (xx1112@1)BRAINS, It's okay.
C#m (x13321@4)                   F#m (244222@1)  Ab7It's (xx1112@1)not a matter if it isn't gray,
     F#m (244222@1)  C#m (x13321@4)    F#m (244222@1)       C#mAnd (x13321@4)if at first they think it's strange,
       Ab7they (xx1112@1)won't think twice
                     C#mIf (x13321@4)they don't have a brain!

Solo 1

Da-da x2

Bridge/Breakdown

C#mBrains, (x13321@4)Brains, I love 'em, I need 'em...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook 'em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em,
I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)

Solo 2 x2

Solo 1

Da-da x2

Verse

You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.

Solo 1

Now fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend.

Chorus

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brain 'til she's zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
She won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!

Outro

C#mBRAINS..... (x13321@4)
Bring me her Brain.....

BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!

BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!

Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



Segments without lyrics:

Intro/Solo 1

Da-da

Verse

Solo 1

Verse

Solo 2

Solo 1

Da-da

Verse

Solo 1

Verse

Chorus

Solo 1

Da-da

Verse

Solo 1

Verse

Chorus

Solo 1

Da-da x2

Bridge/Breakdown

Solo 2 x2

Solo 1

Da-da x2

Verse

Solo 1

Verse

Chorus

Outro

It's a really easy 3-chord song, it's just a little lengthy. The Verses and Choruses are
played the same.