This is the WHOLE song, with the bits of dialogue from the episode played during the solo 1 , solo 2, and da-da bits. The how-to-play video by Voltaire himself doesn't explain it very clearly in my opinion; he has chord fingerings right but his tuning is off and doesn't call the chords what they actually are. Don't get me wrong-the guy's amazing and I have nothing against him! Enjoy playing Brains! Chords Drop C# tuning: C#m- 022000 Ab7- x21202 F#m- x02210 Standard tuning: C#m- x46654 Ab7- 464544 F#m- xx4675 (or x57765) A capo helps but isn't required, put it on the 4th fret in standard tuning if you choose to play that way. Standard tuning relative to capo: C#m- x02210 Ab7- 020100 F#m- xx0231 Brains by Voltaire tab Intro/Solo 1 C#m Ab7 C#m F#m Ab7 (play twice for Intro) Da-da C#m for 2 bars Verse C#m Well hello there little boy. Don't be shy. Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy. F#m C#m F#m C#m Don't be frightened by the look in my eye. Ab7 C#m I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky. Solo 1 Verse C#m Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place I'm just a fish outta water from outer space F#m C#m F#m C#m You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained Ab7 So why don't you be a pal... C#m And bring me some BRAINS! Solo 2 (same chords as Chorus) C#m F#m Ab7 C#m F#m Ab7 F#m C#m F#m C#m Ab7 C#m Solo 1 Da-da Verse C#m Go down to your neighbor's place See the dull expression on his face F#m C#m F#m C#m you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me Ab7 C#m He ain't using his brain he's just watching TV! Solo 1 Verse C#m Go down to Mr. McGee's He hasn't had a thought since '43. F#m C#m F#m C#m His brain is the portrait of atrophy. Ab7 C#m He ain't using it, why not give it to me? Chorus C#m F#m Ab7 BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, C#m F#m Ab7 I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombi-fied. F#m C#m F#m C#m Sure they might think it's deranged Ab7 But they won't give it a thought C#m After I've eaten their brain. C#m F#m Ab7 BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay. C#m F#m Ab7 It's not a matter if it isn't gray, F#m C#m F#m C#m And if at first they think it's strange, Ab7 they won't think twice C#m If they don't have a brain! Solo 1 Da-da Go down to the Wonton shop, My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop I suck the noodle right out of their heads And half an hours later, I'm hungry again! Solo 1 Creep into the donut stop Sneak in tip-toe past the cop. Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea. And any other sweet brains you happen to see. Chorus C#m F#m Ab7 BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, C#m F#m Ab7 I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombi-fied. F#m C#m F#m C#m Sure they might think it's deranged Ab7 But they won't give it a thought C#m After I've eaten their brain. C#m F#m Ab7 BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay. C#m F#m Ab7 It's not a matter if it isn't gray, F#m C#m F#m C#m And if at first they think it's strange, Ab7 they won't think twice C#m If they don't have a brain! Solo 1 Da-da x2 Bridge/Breakdown C#m Brains, Brains, I love 'em, I need 'em... My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em. Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones, They're so delectable, especially the small ones. No time to cook 'em in a skillet. My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it. I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em, I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em!!!(ohhhhhhh...) Solo 2 x2 Solo 1 Da-da x2 Verse You've been swell to go around And bring me every single brain in town But with all these brains, I can't help but think That there isn't one left out there to drink. Solo 1 Now fess up boy, come on, Heck! Is there someone that you're trying to protect? Bring her down here to meet her end And I promise I'll be your bestest friend. Chorus BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie, I'll eat her brain 'til she?s zombified. Sure she might think it's deranged But she won't give it a thought After I've eaten her brain. BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay. It's not a matter if it isn't gray, And if at first she thinks it's strange, She won't think twice If she don't have a brain! Outro C#m BRAINS..... Bring me her Brain..... BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!! BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Segments without lyrics: Intro/Solo 1 Da-da Verse Solo 1 Verse Solo 2 Solo 1 Da-da Verse Solo 1 Verse Chorus Solo 1 Da-da Verse Solo 1 Verse Chorus Solo 1 Da-da x2 Bridge/Breakdown Solo 2 x2 Solo 1 Da-da x2 Verse Solo 1 Verse Chorus Outro It's a really easy 3-chord song, it's just a little lengthy. The Verses and Choruses are played the same.