This song is preformed voltaire on the Bitrektual album and again sorry for any spelling mistakes

CHORDS: Em,B7,Am
Tuning: D,G,C,F,A,D

Em (022000@1)                                         B7I (x21202@1)worked on a garbage skowl near the neutral zone

Em (022000@1)              Am (x02210@1)        B7 (x21202@1)             EmAnd (022000@1)Im sure you've heard what occurs when a fella is alone

Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)                 Em (022000@1)            B7I (x21202@1)was mighty lonley there, till I met a man named Jones

Em (022000@1)            Am (x02210@1)                 B7 (x21202@1)                      B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
And he sold me a muff, coverd in fluff so I would,t have to spank my bone



CHORUS
Am (x02210@1)            Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)              EmGet (022000@1)your self a tribble, and then your good to go

Am (x02210@1)              Em (022000@1)                 B7If (x21202@1)you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's

Am (x02210@1)                  Em (022000@1)       Am (x02210@1)           EmI (022000@1)grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole

Am (x02210@1)                               B7But (x21202@1)the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.



Em (022000@1)               Am (x02210@1)             Em (022000@1)      B7That (x21202@1)mate there is scotty, he's our chief engineer

Em (022000@1)                         Am (x02210@1)                    B7 (x21202@1)              B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
And he's never had a ho, cause most don't know he's as queer as vulcan beer

Em (022000@1)                 Am (x02210@1)        Em (022000@1)              B7I (x21202@1)caught him with some tribbles, I said "boy are you dumb"?

Em (022000@1)              Am (x02210@1)                   B7 (x21202@1)                  B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
"Hear my song your doing it wrong" he was shoving them up his bum.



CHORUS
Am (x02210@1)            Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)              EmGet (022000@1)your self a tribble, and then your good to go

Am (x02210@1)              Em (022000@1)                 B7If (x21202@1)you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's

Am (x02210@1)                  Em (022000@1)       Am (x02210@1)           EmI (022000@1)grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole

Am (x02210@1)                               B7But (x21202@1)the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.



Em (022000@1)            Am (x02210@1)         Em (022000@1)            B7Klingon (x21202@1)captain Koloth, he's mean as he is shrewd

Em (022000@1)               Em (022000@1)    B7 (x21202@1)                        B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
And on shore leave, he got us peeved because he is very rude.

Em (022000@1)              Am (x02210@1)        Em (022000@1)           B7We (x21202@1)beamed all of our tribbles to Koloth and his crew

Em (022000@1)              Am (x02210@1)           B7 (x21202@1)             B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
But from the yells we couldn't tell, who was raping who



CHORUS
Am (x02210@1)            Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)              EmGet (022000@1)your self a tribble, and then your good to go

Am (x02210@1)              Em (022000@1)                 B7If (x21202@1)you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's

Am (x02210@1)                  Em (022000@1)       Am (x02210@1)           EmI (022000@1)grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole

Am (x02210@1)                               B7But (x21202@1)the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.



Am (x02210@1)                              EmBones (022000@1)says these critters are all pregnant when there born

Am (x02210@1)                        EmI (022000@1)had just one now I have a thousand maybe more

Am (x02210@1)                  EmI (022000@1)have so many now, I know just what to do

B7I (x21202@1)think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo.

Em (022000@1)      Am (x02210@1)   Em (022000@1)     B7I (x21202@1)was on K7 when I saw Mr Jones

Em (022000@1)                    Am (x02210@1)                  B7 (x21202@1)              B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
I gave him what for and said theirs more I've come to pick a bone.

Em (022000@1)                  Am (x02210@1)     Em (022000@1)                     B7That (x21202@1)tribble that you sold me, it didn't have a hole to screw

Em (022000@1)              Am (x02210@1)         B7 (x21202@1)                            B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
"You dope" he said you don't screw them you let those things screw you



CHORUS
Am (x02210@1)            Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)              EmGet (022000@1)your self a tribble, and then your good to go

Am (x02210@1)              Em (022000@1)                B7If (x21202@1)you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole

Am (x02210@1)                  Em (022000@1)       Am (x02210@1)           EmI (022000@1)grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump

Am (x02210@1)                   Em (022000@1)            B7cause (x21202@1)the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum.

I guess scotty was right after all "I told ya laddie"



Em (022000@1)               Am (x02210@1)         Em (022000@1)             B7So (x21202@1)go back to your quarters and on your bunk you lay

Em (022000@1)                  Am (x02210@1)          B7 (x21202@1)              B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
You hope an prey that on our way we pass a bird of prey

Em (022000@1)              Am (x02210@1)           Em (022000@1)            B7Tribbles (x21202@1)hate the Klongons, they realy make them go

Em (022000@1)           Am (x02210@1)           B7 (x21202@1)            B7 (x21202@1)name="chord_022000@1">Em
They get irate and they vibrate up in your hiney hole



CHORUS
Am (x02210@1)            Em (022000@1)         Am (x02210@1)              EmGet (022000@1)your self a tribble, and then your good to go

Am (x02210@1)              Em (022000@1)                B7If (x21202@1)you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole

Am (x02210@1)                  Em (022000@1)       Am (x02210@1)           EmI (022000@1)grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump

Am (x02210@1)                   Em (022000@1)            B7cause (x21202@1)the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum.

These tribbles boldly going, into your frankin hole