Simple and fun song. =]- I think the instrumental section is just Bb-F.

intro

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F    
the moon was full and the color of blood 
the night the pirates came to the vampire club 
C
their leader was tall and snide and slim
F
he looked like a gay captain morgan.
F
well, he recognized a vampire from his school 
and he did something that was most uncool
C
he said 'hey everybody, see the fool in the cape? 
F
his name is bernie weinstein and he's in the 8th grade!'

(CHORUS)

Bb                            F
fangs were flying, capes were torn
                                 Bb 
hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned 
                            F
the number one rule in this game:
                           Bb
never call one by his real name
                                F 
wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed 
by pointy boots in a rush
C 
and boris at the bar orders a bud and says,
F 
'it's just another night at the vampire club.' 

missi lost a fang in the ladies room 
and we all laughed and called her snaggletooth!
and dee was mad cause he broke his cane 
and he flushed his contacts down the drain 
there was so much angst after the fight 
vlad and akasha broke up that night 
while some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo 
that use to be 'father' you-know-who

well, it's hard to believe but we're still around 
and when we hang out it's always upside down 
dressed in black from toe to head singing
'bela lugosi's still undead!' 
a gaggle of goths is a peaceful site 
we'd do anything to avoid a fight 
but if you really want to see some gore and blood 
wait 'til the ravers come to the vampire club