this is how i play it. it sounds good on my guitar.
no guarentees you'rs will too.  but i stayed up all night watching crappy quality 
videos of his live performances to learn it, so give me props for at least THAT.

Intro:
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         GOh, (320003@1)the moon was full
And the color of blood
The night the pirates came
To the Vampire Club
         DTheir (xx0232@1)leader was tall and snide and slim
     GHe (320003@1)looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
And he did something that was
Most uncool, he said,
         D"Hey (xx0232@1)everybody, see the fool in the cape?"
               GHis (320003@1)name's Bernie Weinstein
And he's in the 8th grade!"

  C (x32010@1)                               G (320003@1)    Fangs were flying, capes were torn
                                      CHell (x32010@1)hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
                          GNumber (320003@1)one rule in this game:
                             CNever (x32010@1)call one by his real name
                                   GWigs (320003@1)were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
     CAnd (x32010@1)Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."


  GMissi (320003@1)lost a fang in the ladies room
And we all laughed and called her "Snaggletooth!"
     DAnd (xx0232@1)Dee was mad cause he broke his cane
          GAnd (320003@1)he flushed his contacts down the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
             DWhile (xx0232@1)some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
      GThat (320003@1)used to be "Father" you-know-who!


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           GWell, (320003@1)its hard to believe but we're still around
And when we hang out it's allways upside down
  DDressed (xx0232@1)in black from toe to head singing,
    G"Bela (320003@1)Lugosi's still undead!"
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
             DBut (xx0232@1)if you really want to see some gore and blood
               GWait (320003@1)'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club