Hey everybody. If you're looking at this tab then you're most likely a
Voltaire fan as I am. I kinda got tired of there being no good tabs for any 
Voltaire songs, so I decided to make my own. I found out how to play over 
half his songs on my own, all by ear! His guitar riffs are very simple. This 
is my first tab. Enjoy and rate please!! =]



Voltaire - When You're Evil

Tuning: Full Step Down [D G C F A D]  

NOTE!! : parenthesised chords are the chords in terms of sound! 
 
INTRO:
         Em (Dm)
When the Devil is too busy
    Em (Dm)
And Death's a bit too much
     Am (Gm)
They call on me by name you see,
Am (Gm)
For my special touch.
       Em (Dm)
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
       Em (Dm)
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
    Am (Gm)
But call me by any name
B5 (A5)                   Em (Dm)
Any way it's all the same
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        Em (Dm)
I'm the fly in your soup
        Em (Dm)
I'm the pebble in your shoe
        Am (Gm)
I'm the pea beneath your bed
      Am (Gm)
I'm a bump on every head
        Em (Dm)
I'm the peel on which you slip
      Em (Dm)
I'm a pin in every hip
        Am (Gm)
I'm the thorn in your side
          Am (Gm)
Makes you wriggle and writhe
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Chorus

C (Bb)                         Em (Dm)
  And it's so easy when you're evil
B5 (A5)
  This is the life, you see
    Em (Dm)
The Devil tips his hat to me
C (Bb)                    Em (Dm)
  I do it all because I'm evil
      B5 (A5)           B5 (A5)
And I do it all for free
     B5 (A5)                         Em (Dm)
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
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Play Verse Here

While there's children to make sad

While there's candy to be had

while there's pockets left to pick

While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs

I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner

It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it

'Cause there's one born every minute
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Play Chorus Here

And it's so easy when you're evil

This is the life, you see

The Devil tips his hat to me

I do it all because I'm evil

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
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Bridge:

Em (Dm)               Am (Gm)
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
    Em (Dm)                Am (Gm)
And I promise on my damned soul
              Em (Dm)
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
    Am (Gm)                         Em (Dm)
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
                  Am (Gm)
Not only does his job, but does it happily.
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Play Verse Here

I'm the fear that keeps you awake

I'm the shadows on the wall

I'm the monsters they become

I'm the nightmare in your skull

I'm a dagger in your back

An extra turn upon the rack

I'm the quivering of your heart

A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
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Play Chorus Here

And it's so easy when you're evil

This is the life, you see

The Devil tips his hat to me

I do it all because I'm evil

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
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Bridge 2:

Dm (Cm)                 Em (Dm)
It gets so lonely being evil
         B5 (A5)
What I'd do to see a smile
Em (Dm)
Even for a little while
Dm (Cm)                            Em (Dm)
  And no one loves you when you're evil
    B5 (A5)
I'm lying through my teeth!
     B5 (A5)                     Em (Dm)              
Your tears are all the company I need
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Outro:

B5 (A5)                Em (Dm)
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