Transcribed by Innominate Dm Gm Bb A e | ---5--- | ---3--- | ---1--- | ---5--- | B | ---6--- | ---3--- | ---3--- | ---5--- | G | ---7--- | ---3--- | ---3--- | ---7--- | D | ---7--- | ---5--- | ---3--- | ---7--- | A | ---5--- | ---5--- | ---1--- | ---7--- | E | ---5--- | ---3--- | ---1--- | ---5--- | Intro Dm When the Devil is too busy And Death's a bit too much Gm They call on me by name you see, For my special touch. Dm To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize Gm But call me by any name A Any way it's all the same Verse 1 Dm I'm the fly in your soup I'm the pebble in your shoe Gm I'm the pea beneath your bed I'm a bump on every head Dm I'm the peel on which you slip I'm a pin in every hip Gm I'm the thorn in your side Makes you wriggle and writhe Chorus Bb Dm And it's so easy when you're evil Bb This is the life you see Dm The Devil tips his hat to me Bb Dm I do it all because I'm evil A And I do it all for free Dm Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need Verse 2 While there's children to make sad While there's candy to be had while there's pockets left to pick While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs I'll be there I'll be waiting round the corner It's a game I'm glad I'm in it Cause there's one born every minute Chorus And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need I pledge my allegiance to all things dark And I promise on my damned soul To do as I am told Lord Beelzebub Has never seen a soldier quite like me Not only does his job but does it happily Verse 3 I'm the fear that keeps you awake I'm the shadows on the wall I'm the monsters they become I'm the nightmare in your skull I'm a dagger in your back An extra turn upon the rack I'm the quivering of your heart A stabbing pain a sudden start Chorus 2 And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need Outro Gm Dm It gets so lonely being evil A What I'd do to see a smile Even for a little while Gm Dm And no one loves you when you're evil A I'm lying though my teeth Dm Your tears are all the company I need