Tuning: DGCFAd Chords: Em (022000@1) 022000 Am (x02210@1) x02210 Asus2add11+ 021200 Intro: Em EmI (022000@1)was alone and I needed a date. Em (022000@1) AmI (x02210@1)was takin' a walk to the cemetery gate when I, Am (x02210@1) EmI (022000@1)saw a sign, it said, "For a good time, Emtake (022000@1)a left down at tombstone number 8." EmWent (022000@1)through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I Em (022000@1) AmSaw (x02210@1)some eyes peeking out of a sepulture, I Am (x02210@1) EmTook (022000@1)a step into the tomb of ill repute. EmThat's (022000@1)where I met her, the zombie prostitute. Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Asus2add11+ Em EmI (022000@1)grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it. Em (022000@1) AmI (x02210@1)said, "Go down," but she didn't have the stomach for it. Am (x02210@1) EmHer (022000@1)teeth fell out and her tounge fell out to boot. EmBut (022000@1)all in all she was a rotten kind of cute. EmWell (022000@1)I was tense it was plain to see. Em (022000@1) AmA (x02210@1)sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me. Am (x02210@1) EmI (022000@1)didn't want to see it but I just had to believe it. EmI (022000@1)had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me. Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Asus2add11+ Em EmNow (022000@1)I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes. Em (022000@1) AmI (x02210@1)don't know which of my organs is the next to go. Am (x02210@1) EmI've (022000@1)been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease. EmWouldn't (022000@1)you know now I'm a zombie gigolo. EmI (022000@1)took my first client on a date. Em (022000@1) AmWe (x02210@1)took a walk to the cemetery gate. Am (x02210@1) EmI (022000@1)got under her slip, but then I heard a rip. EmI (022000@1)pulled it out and I said, "Baby keep the tip." Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Asus2add11+ Em Asus2add11+ Asus2add11+ Morally I'm destitute, in the tomb of ill repute. Asus2add11+ Asus2add11+ EmShe's (022000@1)a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prostitute. NB: I based this on Voltaire's live album and being in the front row of seeing him live myself XD The trickiest bit was finding the Asus2add11+, which I only got by being literally within arms reach of his fretboard, if I named the chord incorrectly then my guitar software has failed me, but the fingering at the top is correct. Have a listen to the live track on http://www.voltaire.net/music/ (or on youtube) to find the strumming rhythms and enjoy! :)
