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Intro: Em
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I was alone and I needed a date.
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I was takin' a walk to the cemetery gate when I,
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I saw a sign, it said, "For a good time,
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take a left down at tombstone number 8."
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Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I
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Saw some eyes peeking out of a sepulture, I
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Took a step into the tomb of ill repute.
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That's where I met her, the zombie prostitute.
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I grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it.
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I said, "Go down," but she didn't have the stomach for it.
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Her teeth fell out and her tounge fell out to boot.
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But all in all she was a rotten kind of cute.
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Well I was tense it was plain to see.
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A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me.
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I didn't want to see it but I just had to believe it.
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I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me.
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Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes.
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I don't know which of my organs is the next to go.
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I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease.
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Wouldn't you know now I'm a zombie gigolo.
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I took my first client on a date.
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We took a walk to the cemetery gate.
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I got under her slip, but then I heard a rip.
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I pulled it out and I said, "Baby keep the tip."
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Morally I'm destitute, in the tomb of ill repute.
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She's a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prostitute.
