Standard tuning INTRO ? pick/strum chords G5 G? D74 D Then pick the 4th string as follows: open, 2nd fret, 4th fret G B7 E7 A7 D7 G It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned, G B7 E7 A7 D7 G It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned. G E7 A proclamation was issued today, A7 D7 D By the government of the U.S.A, G E7 Up to ninety-nine years in jail, A7 D7 D For illegal possession and sale,.....well G E7 How can they think they're right when they're wrong, A7 D7 G I guess they've never been stoned. G B7 E7 A7 D7 G It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned, G B7 E7 A7 D7 G It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned. G E7 Marijuana is the killer weed, A7 D7 D It's gonna be the end of you and me, G E7 So says the US news report, A7 D7 D Excuse me while I take a snort, G E7 Let's get together now and take a toke A7 D7 G Of that magic smoke, G B7 E7 A7 D7 G It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned, G B7 E7 A7 D7 G It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned. G E7 Guns and tanks and riot gas, A7 D7 D Can't stop you from smokin' grass, G E7 Oh, listen to me brother and I'll tell you true, A7 D7 G E7 Marijuana is good for you, oh yeah, A7 D7 G Marijuana is good for you. Then pick the 4th string over top of spoken words "Breath deeply" as follows: open, fret, 4th fret G B7 E7 A7 D7 G It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned, G B7 E7 A7 D7 G It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned. Adlib, repeat and fade
