Main Riff:
  /   /      /  /  /   /      /  /
|---------|--4-------------|--4-----|
|---------|--5-------------|--5-----|
|.--------|--6-------------|--6----.|
|.--------|--6-------------|--6----.|
|---1-2-3-|--4-------1-2-3-|--4-----|
|---------|----------------|--------|
            C#m (x13321@4)             C#m (x13321@4)Verse 1:
C#mI (x13321@4)was a good dog today
      EDug (022100@1)a little bit deeper under the fence
   B (x2444x@1)                  B (x2444x@1)  Bb (x1333x@1) EProtecting (022100@1)you from the cats next door
F# (244322@1)                        C#mLoud (x13321@4)men coming to take the garbage away
    EUse (022100@1)most of my tricks to keep them off balence
B (x2444x@1)                      B (x2444x@1)   Bb (x1333x@1)  F#Keep (244322@1)'em from taking the whole house away

Chorus:
G#7Dogs, (xx1112@1)dogs are people
GGot (320003@1)'em trained pretty good
G#7Eats (xx1112@1)when he's hungry
G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)        ADrink (x02220@1)water if wet tastes good

Verse 2:
I was a good dog today
I keep waggin' my tail, knockin' shit over
Trying to keep my spine in line
Feel my nose, it's cold and wet
I just jumped the ice-cream man for a Nutty Buddy
Give him a dollar to pay for rent

(Chorus)

Jam over G > A

Chorus (with different lyrics):
Dogs, dogs are people
Got 'em trained in school
Sit up straight, boy
You'd make more friends if you'd wipe off that drool

(Chorus)