Main Riff:
  /   /      /  /  /   /      /  /
|---------|--4-------------|--4-----|
|---------|--5-------------|--5-----|
|.--------|--6-------------|--6----.|
|.--------|--6-------------|--6----.|
|---1-2-3-|--4-------1-2-3-|--4-----|
|---------|----------------|--------|
            C#m               C#m

Verse 1:
C#m
I was a good dog today
      E
Dug a little bit deeper under the fence
   B                    B    Bb   E
Protecting you from the cats next door
F#                          C#m
Loud men coming to take the garbage away
    E
Use most of my tricks to keep them off balence
B                        B     Bb    F#
Keep 'em from taking the whole house away

Chorus:
Ab7
Dogs, dogs are people
G
Got 'em trained pretty good
Ab7
Eats when he's hungry
G              C          A
Drink water if wet tastes good

Verse 2:
I was a good dog today
I keep waggin' my tail, knockin' shit over
Trying to keep my spine in line
Feel my nose, it's cold and wet
I just jumped the ice-cream man for a Nutty Buddy
Give him a dollar to pay for rent

(Chorus)

Jam over G > A

Chorus (with different lyrics):
Dogs, dogs are people
Got 'em trained in school
Sit up straight, boy
You'd make more friends if you'd wipe off that drool

(Chorus)