Tabbed by; McBird182 Standard tuning. * = deaden all strings Verse 1 E|-----------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-8-8-8-8---------------------------------------------| D|-8-8-8-8------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4---3-3-3-3---------| A|-6-6-6-6------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4---3-3-3-3---------| E|--------------7-7-7-7------2-2-2-2---1-1-1-1---x5----| * * * * * * * * Smoking the bamboo in a daze, ----- yeah yeah yeah This is an absolute outrage, ------ yeah yeah yeah No matter what the papers say, ---- yeah yeah yeah This is the way the children play, yeah yeah yeah This is the way the children play. Bridge E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------11-11-11-11-----8-8-8-8---| D|-(b9)(b9)-------------11-11--------11-11-11-11-----8-8-8-8---| A|-(b9)(b9)-------------11-11--------(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-----6-6-6-6---| E|-7-7--------------(b9)-(b9)----------------------------------| I don?t wanna cry like that cat stuck up a tree. E|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------7-7-7-7-----------8-8-8-8---| D|-(b9)(b9)-------------11-11---------7-7-7-7-----------8-8-8-8---| A|-(b9)(b9)-------------11-11---------5-5-5-5-----------6-6-6-6---| E|-7-7--------------(b9)-(b9)-------------------------------------| I don?t wanna die like that smack-head on the jubilee. E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-11-11-11-11-10-10-10-10-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6--| D|-11-11-11-11-10-10-10-10-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6--| A|-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-8--8--8--8--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| E|------------------------------------------| I...................................... Chorus E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-3---------------------------------8-------------------------------| D|-4---------------------------------(b9)------------------------------| A|-4---------------------------------(b9)------------------------------| E|-2-x16-----------------------------7-x16---------------------------| Why don?t you, help these weirdos out yourselves (out yourselves) E|--------------------------------------------| B|-7------------------------------------------| G|-8-------------------------8---10----11-----| D|-8-------------------------(b9)--11----11-----| A|-6-x10---------------------(b9)--11----(b9)x16--| E|---------------------------7---(b9)-----------| Hold them close, So that they don?t cry Verse 2 E|-----------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-8-8-8-8---------------------------------------------| D|-8-8-8-8------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4---3-3-3-3---------| A|-6-6-6-6------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4---3-3-3-3---------| E|--------------7-7-7-7------2-2-2-2---1-1-1-1---x5----| * * * * * * * * So why did you come to my gig?, --- yeah yeah yeah You are a little Gucci pig, ------- yeah yeah yeah No matter what the papers say, ---- yeah yeah yeah This is the way the children play, yeah yeah yeah This is the way the children play Bridge- E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------11-11-11-11-----8-8-8-8---| D|-(b9)(b9)-------------11-11--------11-11-11-11-----8-8-8-8---| A|-(b9)(b9)-------------11-11--------(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-----6-6-6-6---| E|-7-7--------------(b9)-(b9)----------------------------------| I don?t wanna cry like that cat stuck up a tree. E|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------7-7-7-7-----------8-8-8-8---| D|-(b9)(b9)-------------11-11---------7-7-7-7-----------8-8-8-8---| A|-(b9)(b9)-------------11-11---------5-5-5-5-----------6-6-6-6---| E|-7-7--------------(b9)-(b9)-------------------------------------| I don?t wanna die like that smack-head on the jubilee. E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|-11-11-11-11-10-10-10-10-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6--| D|-11-11-11-11-10-10-10-10-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6--| A|-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-8--8--8--8--6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4--| E|------------------------------------------| I...................................... Chorus- E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-3---------------------------------8-------------------------------| D|-4---------------------------------(b9)------------------------------| A|-4---------------------------------(b9)------------------------------| E|-2-x16-----------------------------7-x16---------------------------| Why don?t you, help these weirdos out yourselves (out yourselves) E|--------------------------------------------| B|-7------------------------------------------| G|-8-------------------------8---10----11-----| D|-8-------------------------(b9)--11----11-----| A|-6-x10---------------------(b9)--11----(b9)x16--| E|---------------------------7---(b9)-----------| Hold them close, So that they don?t cry E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-3---------------------------------8-------------------------------| D|-4---------------------------------(b9)------------------------------| A|-4---------------------------------(b9)------------------------------| E|-2-x16-----------------------------7-x16---------------------------| Why don?t you, help these weirdos mental health (mental health) E|--------------------------------------------| B|-7------------------------------------------| G|-8-------------------------8---10----11-----| D|-8-------------------------(b9)--11----11-----| A|-6-x10---------------------(b9)--11----(b9)x16--| E|---------------------------7---(b9)-----------| hold them close, so that they don?t die. Middle 8/verse 3- E|-----------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-8-8-8-8---------------------------------------------| D|-8-8-8-8------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4----3-3-3-3--------| A|-6-6-6-6------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4----3-3-3-3--------| E|--------------7-7-7-7------2-2-2-2----1-1-1-1--------| * * * * * * * * Babadaba babadaba babadabada weirdos E|-----------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-8-8-8-8---------------------------------------------| D|-8-8-8-8------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4----3-3-3-3--------| A|-6-6-6-6------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4----3-3-3-3--------| E|--------------7-7-7-7------2-2-2-2----1-1-1-1--------| * * * * * * * * shodododo dodododo dododododo weirdos E|-----------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-8-8-8-8---------------------------------------------| D|-8-8-8-8------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4----3-3-3-3--------| A|-6-6-6-6------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4----3-3-3-3--------| E|--------------7-7-7-7------2-2-2-2----1-1-1-1--------| * * * * * * * * Babadaba babadaba babadabada weirdos E|------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------| G|-8-8-8-8----------------------------------------------| D|-8-8-8-8------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4----3---------------| A|-6-6-6-6------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)-----4-4-4-4----3---------------| E|--------------7-7-7-7------2-2-2-2----1---------------| * * * * * * shodododo dodododo do do do dooo Bridge- I don?t wanna cry like that cat stuck up a tree. I don?t wanna die like that smack-head on the jubilee. I...................................... x2 Final chorus- Why don?t you, help these weirdos out yourselves. Yeah hold them close So that they don?t cry Yeah why don?t you, help these weirdos metal heath hold them close, so that they don?t die. Why don?t you help these weirdos out yourselves. Yeah hold them close So that they don?t die.