This is the Hilarious song "Has Been" from the Album "Has Been", produced by Ben Folds. Enjoy!

Capo 3rd fret  (Original Key: Gm)

Opening riff:
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C   Am

Em
Has Been
(With the opening):
C    Am    Em 
          Has Been
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You callin' me, has been?
What'd you say your name is?

G
Jack
Never done jack
Glad to meet ya
Who's your friend? 

Em
Dick
Don't say dick
  C            G                 
And you friend, what's your handle?
Am
Don
           Em
Two thumbs Don


Em
Riding on their armchairs 
      D/A                Em
They dream of wealth and fame
G
Fear is their companion
Em
Nintendo is their game
C                    G
Never done jack and two thumbs Don
     Am
And sidekick don't say dick
       Em
We'll laugh at others failures
        D                 Em
Though they have not done shit

(with opening riff):

I've heard of you
      C                                    Am
The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
Yeah
       Em
The never was talking about still trying
I got it
          C                             Am
Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
            Em
May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
G
Jack
Never done Jack
         Em
And you partner, what's the News of the World, Dick?
I don't say dick
                 C        G             Am   (Stop)
Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler
Two thumbs up


What are you afraid of?
Em
Failure?
So am I
Has been implies failure
Not so
Has been is history
           C 
Has been was
(with opening riff) 
Am                              
Has been might again
Em

Tab by Tomer Navot