G5
tonight I'm an alley cat yeah,
C5
more afraid of you than you are of me
G5
but if you leave some food out on the porch,
C5
I might stay till there's nothing left to eat
D5                    C5
I could sit alone in a lunch room in high school
D5                            C5
if I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in ashville

G5
G5
Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
C5
has a hole as big as the one in my pocket
G5
I mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest
C5
but hell, you kiss like a rocket
D5                      C5
I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom
D5                                C5
if I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom 

G5