C G Am E F x2

CSo (x32010@1)I dip this pen in arsenic
EI (022100@1)write a song for every president
Am (x02210@1)                                     Fthat (133211@1)wont ever get shot in the face
CAnd (x32010@1)I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
EHead (022100@1)down to the court house
Am (x02210@1)                            Fwith (133211@1)one chord I level the place
CBut (x32010@1)hasn't anybody learned
E (022100@1)                      Am (x02210@1)               Fdon't (133211@1)ever trust a man who plays guitar
C (x32010@1)                     E (022100@1)   
The day I rob a bank the first day I'm not lying
    Am (x02210@1)                           Fto (133211@1)you or me about what I believe
Intro
C (x32010@1)                                  EAnd (022100@1)if I die then let my gravestone read
[pause]               Am (x02210@1)                  Frest (133211@1)in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
C (x32010@1)                                   EIf (022100@1)I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line
Am (x02210@1)                                   Fthey'll (133211@1)sooner see a corpse than see a scab
[pause]
Hasn't anybody learned
the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
C (x32010@1)                   Ethe (022100@1)day I rob a banks the first day of my life
   Am (x02210@1)            F (133211@1)                
as an honest man, an honest man 
C (x32010@1)                  EThe (022100@1)day I rob a banks the first day of my life
   Am (x02210@1)           FAs (133211@1)an honest man, an honest man
[tap guitar]
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
Is the day I finally get what I deserve

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