standard tuning

C5            Ab5  
If you had a room , he'd paint it white,

   C#5        F#5      B5               
survives the day, prefers the night,

C#5         E5
build      slight.

                          B5
  Got a head for figures,

E5                         B5
     no time for bickers,

E5                         B5 
     (or so he says,)

E5                         B5
 prefers the company of a woman.  (One, two, three, four!)


C5            Ab5
Finds it more physical (that's an important word),

   C#5      F#5         B5
   always seen first  then heard,

C#5          E5 
such a rare   bird.


Bridge riff @ 0:40

e | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 
G | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 
D | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 
A | -7~----------7-5~---------5-3~---------3-2~------------------2/- | 
E | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 


e | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 
G | --------------------------------------------------------------0- | 
D | --------------------------------------------------------------0- | 
A | -7~----------7-5~---------5-3~---------3-2~-------------------0- | 
E | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 

E5

E5
With praise he glows, with change he grows, finds that important,

E5
hates waiting, it's not stimulating, etc.

E5
I can't understand why that is so funny,

        E5
that is sex.