standard tuning


I wanna be a 

A                 C                   G               D    
field day for the Sundays so they can     fuck up my life

A                 C                   G                 D   
Embarrass   my  wife,                   and leave a bad taste


That 

A                          C                  E            
striped toothpaste can't remove on  Monday   mornings

E
I wanna be a target for the dailies so they can show

E
Pictures of me with a nude on page three, so lacking in taste

A                          C                         G 
Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning

A                          C                         G 
Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning


That's it.