Capo 8th

Religious Songs by Withered Hand:

Intro and la's: D A9 Em G

Lalalalalala etc

D              A9             Em
I don't really know what I should do
      D             A9          Em
Like should I be passing this bread along to you
D                  A9             Em
And I don't really know what the wine was for
D                  A9               Em
Cos if it's Jesus' blood wouldn't there be more?
G
Knocking on Kevin's front door

D                     A
I'm singing religious songs
            Em
getting the words wrong
                   G
My hair's getting too long
                   D
for this congregation
D            A
Religious songs
             Em 
getting the words wrong
                  G
My hairs getting too long And they say

G/E                            A
How did he really expect to be happy
        G                      D
When he listens to death metal bands

lalalala etc

IF there's murder in heaven then you're disinclined to share
You stole my heart and stole your underwear
You say religion is bullshit it's all about metaphor
Well if I need a fence to sit on I'll sit on your sit on yours 
Dreaming of Babylon's whores

I'm singing religious songs
getting the words wrong
My hair's getting too long
for this congregation

Religious songs
getting the words wrong
My hairs getting too long

And they say

How did he really expect to be happy
When he listens to death metal bands

Lalalalala etc

I knew you so long I ran out of cool things to say
I still run into friends that we both had yesterday
And they ask me how I am I lie say that I'm doing fine
They still manage to tell me on an easy-lay holiday
But that's ok remember you thought I was gay

Chorus 2:
Well I beat myself off when I sleep on your futon
Walk in the rain with my second-hand suit on
Beat myself off when I sleep on your futon
I walk in the rain and I'm thinking

If I happen to die tonight in my sleep
I'll have cum and not blood on my hands

Lalalalala etc