This is just a transcription of the chords Charles posted on the band forum, all I've done is set the timing. Each / represents a beat of the previous chord, and chords written like A/G# represent an A chord with a G# in the bass. Couple of tricky diminished chords and bass notes, but otherwise not too bad. Tempo is very, very slow. Strumming pattern is just one downward strum per chord name or slash. I've tried to place the chord names and slashes right above the lyric they correspond to, down to the word and syllable. The two second verses are sung simultaneously, though Charles' is much more drawn out and is better suited as a backup to Kevin's. Play this one like a bad memory. Verse 1 A (x02220@1) / A/G# (402220@1) / A/F# (202220@1) / A/G (302220@1) / Jane fakes a (x02210@1) hug D (xx0232@1) / D/C# (x40232@1) / D/B (x20232@1) / Bdim (1201xx@1) Fdim (1201xx@1) F#m (244222@1) / She throws her - self down on the rug A/G (302220@1) / D (xx0232@1) / D/C# (x40232@1) / What's wrong? D/B (x20232@1) / B7 (x21202@1) Cdim (2312xx@1) C#m (x13321@4) / My dragging days are whipping long D (xx0232@1) / A (x02220@1) / I can't go on A/G# (402220@1)/ F#m (244222@1) / Time chained friendless D (xx0232@1) / C#m (x13321@4)/ / Oh, Jane C#m (x13321@4) E (022100@1) / / / Let's end this Verse 2 (Kevin) A (x02220@1) / A/G# (402220@1) / I'd tell her more my thinking A/F# (202220@1) / A/G (302220@1) / But she'd just stare back blinking D (xx0232@1) / D/C# (x40232@1) / D/BCan't (x20232@1)find attraction hate our new house D/BShe (x20232@1)don't get Bdim (1201xx@1) Fdim (1201xx@1) F#m (244222@1) / She don't get my work A/G (302220@1) / D (xx0232@1) / Jane's made me flirt D/C# (x40232@1) / D/B (x20232@1) / B7 (x21202@1) Cdim (2312xx@1) C#m (x13321@4) / In fact I've met this girl, Annette D (xx0232@1) / A (x02220@1) / A/G# (402220@1) / F#m (244222@1) / I made a pass my life's a crumbled mess D (xx0232@1) / C#m (x13321@4) / I took the girl's address C#m (x13321@4) / E (022100@1) / / / She just broke up with Paul and I think Jane knows her Verse 2 (Charles) A (x02220@1) / A/G# (402220@1) / Two apr - ils A/F# (202220@1) / A/G (302220@1) / Go D (xx0232@1) / D/C# (x40232@1) / D/BI'D (x20232@1) D/B (x20232@1) BdimOffer (1201xx@1) all Fdim (1201xx@1) F#m (244222@1)/ A/GTo (302220@1)god on high A/G (302220@1) D (xx0232@1) / D/C# (x40232@1) / D/BTell (x20232@1) why D/B (x20232@1) B7 (x21202@1) Cdim (2312xx@1) C#m (x13321@4) / I got this far with none for wife D (xx0232@1) / A (x02220@1) / A/G# (402220@1) / F#m (244222@1)/ This charming life, I can't un - Jane me D (xx0232@1) / C#m (x13321@4)/ / She married Paul C#m (x13321@4) E (022100@1) / / / That fall, Aprils ago Verse 3 A (x02220@1) / A/G# (402220@1) / Boredom crept in and found me A/F# (202220@1) / A/G (302220@1) / Temptation follows, mounts me D (xx0232@1) / D/C# (x40232@1) / D/B (x20232@1) / Our oaths, our real - ty, a good job, a husband Bd Fdim (1201xx@1) F#m (244222@1) / Ahusband (x02220@1)or what A/G (302220@1) / D (xx0232@1) / Christ, Jane, I'm not D/C# (x40232@1) / D/B (x20232@1) / I never was B7 (x21202@1) Cdim (2312xx@1) C#m (x13321@4)/ She turns, spits out D (xx0232@1) / A (x02220@1) "We're done, get out A (x02220@1) A/G# (402220@1) / F#m (244222@1) I wanna say good luck F#m (244222@1) D (xx0232@1) / C#mBut (x13321@4)I don't wanna hold you up C#m (x13321@4) / / E (022100@1) You bastard, son of dirt E (022100@1) / / Can't picture our house without you"