G5
clark was at home brewing his own beer
    B5 
and we were all amazed that he could steer
     A5
with hand in a sling 
        G5            D5
and his heart on his sleeve
G5
then he backed the trailor up
   B5 
and somebody yelled bottoms up
    A5                      G5      D5
and that just opens another can of worms
G5
yeah its true we drive real crummy cars
        B5
but the ziggens they dont live too far
    A5
and after all
                          G5                  D5
you said you might not be right through with me

Chorus
       C5             D5
Do you wanna call it quits?
        G5         C5
Are you tired and sick?
               D5 *let ring*     G5 , B5 , A5 , G5 , D5
Oh, baby do ya wanna... Call it quits?

We feared the talk of a backlash
so we took the wallets
and we emptied the cash
and where's a cop?
when you need one

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner's a loss
the snots with hairs
let's split the cost
and you can say
you got some musturd right here

Chorus

Christmas came
and it went so fast
im glad we made the time last
we needed those times
to be fishing off the pier... IN HUNINGTON!!!

and when we got hoem we was amazed
at the counter top
and with all of us amazed
it dried itself
in the shape of a christmas tree

Chorus 
The Ziggens are a great band!