...POTATO'S IN THE PADDYWAGON... by The Main Street Singers --------------------------------........................... *from 'A Mighty Wind Original Soundtrack' (2003)* Chorus 1: D Come on boys, Potato's in the paddy wagon, Gotta get her outta there. D Come on boys, Potato's in the paddy wagon, Mama says it just ain't fair. Interlude: G Em D Verse 1: D G One night mama went to fetch, Us up a sweet potato, A D Fell down the cellar stairs. D The cellar stairs. D Stork dropped in, G While she was on the floor, A D So my sister was born down there. Bridge 1: A Daddy says this'n, D Will be nothin' but a misery, G D A Never will be worth a damn. D But mama just loved, G Her little sweet, Potato baby, A D With a face like a parboiled yam. Chorus 2: D Come on boys, Potato's in the paddy wagon, Gotta get her outta there. D Come on boys, Potato's in the paddy wagon, Mama says it just ain't fair. Interlude: G Em D Verse 2: D Potato grew up, G To be as pretty as a peach, A In her calico and, D Honey yellow curls. D Went to he apple cider ball, At the arm'ry, A With all the other, D Ripe and ready girls. Bridge 2: A Sheriff Dan Pike, D Picked Po-tato for the polka, G But she spurned him, D A With a fiddle de-dee. D And be-fore she, Could turn around, G And find another partner, A D Sheriff took her into custo-dy. Chorus 3: D Come on boys, Potato's in the paddy wagon, Gotta get her outta there. D Come on boys, Potato's in the paddy wagon, Mama says it just ain't fair. Verse 3: D Mama'n' daddy put together, G Quite a little posse, A Countin' me and Jack, D And cousin Will. D We all hopped into, G The old Chevy pickup, A And we caught 'em at, D The top of the hill. Bridge 3: A Daddy took his Remington, D And shot away the lock, G A For to set his little darlin' free. D But Po-tato said: (n.c) "Daddy, shut the gol-dern door, A D Sheriff wants to marry me!" Chorus 4: D Let's go boys, Potato's in the paddy wagon, Guess we better leave her there. D Let's go boys, Potato's in the paddy wagon, Mama says it just ain't fair. D Let's go boys, Potato's in the paddy wagon, Guess we better leave her there. D Let's go boys, Potato's in the paddy wagon, G Mama says it's, A D More than fair, G A Mama says it's more... D A D Than fair! CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- D G Em A EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE xx0232 320003 022000 x02220 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)