...HENRY KISSINGER... by Monty Python
---------------------................

*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*


Intro:

G  E7, A7  D7,
Cm  D7

Verse 1:

      G                  D+
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
           G            G7
You're the doctor of my dreams.

          C
With your crinkly hair,
         Cm
And your glassy stare,
         G             G7
And your Machiavellian schemes.

  A7
I know they say that,
You are very vain,
    D7
And short and fat and pushy,
But at least you're not insane.

      G                  A7
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
    D7               G
And wishing you were here.

Verse 2:

      G                  D+
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
          G             G7
You're so chubby and so neat.

          C
With your funny clothes, 
         Cm
And your squishy nose
              G           G7
You're like a German para-keet.

    A7
All right so people say,
That you don't care,
               D7
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler,
And bigger tits than Cher.

      G                  A7
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
    D7               G
And wishing you were here...


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   G       E7      A7      D7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 320003  020100  x02223  xx0212

   Cm      D+      G7      C

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x35543  xxx332  323000  x32010


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)