"Average Person" (Capo: 5th. fret)

____Intro:

 Em7/A  E  

____Prelude: 1

 E           A       E
 Look at the average person, 
 Bm                         B
 Speak to the man in the street. 
 E         A         E         F#m   G
 Can you imagine the first one you'd meet? 
         F#m E
 Doo-doo-doo-doo__________, 
 E   F#m G                      F#m E
 Doo-doo-doo__________, doo-doo-doo-doo. 

____Verse: 1

           E                                   Am  E
 Well, I'm talking to a former engine driver, (dri_ver) 
 E                                    Am  E
 Trying to find out what he used to do. 
 Am                                       Bm Am
 Tells me that he always kept his engine (en_gine) 
 E
 Spit and polished up as good as new. 
 B7
 but he said his only great ambition 
 E                           Amaj7
 was to work with lions in a zoo 
 Emaj7                       A
(oh, to work with lions in a zoo?) 
 Am   E/G#  F#m7-5    E
 Yes, dear, you heard right, 
 Am            E/G#          F#m7      B7          E
 told me his ambition was to work with lions ev'ry night 
 Am  E/G# F#m7-5   E
 Na__na,  na-na-na-na, 
 Am           E/G#       
 Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
 F#m7      B7         E
 na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 

____Prelude: 2

 E           A       E
 Look at the average person, 
 Bm                        B
 Speak to the man on the beat. 
 E         A         E         F#m   G
 Can you imagine the first one you'd meet? 
       F#m E
 Ee-ee-ee--ee__________, 
 E   F#m G                      F#m E
 Doo-doo-doo__________, doo-doo-doo-doo. 

____Verse: 2

         E                                   Am  E
 Well, I met a woman working as a waitress, (wai_tress) 
   E                                Am  E
 I asked exactly what it was she did. 
 Am                                             Bm Am
 Said she worked the summer crowd at seasides, (seasides) 
 E
 Winter time she ran away and hid. 
 B7
 Once she had a hollywood audition 
 E                            Amaj7
 but the part was given to a kid.
 Emaj7                        A  
(Yes, the part was given to a kid) 
 Am   E/G# F#m7-5    E
 Yes, sir, you heard right, 
 Am          E/G#          F#m7    B7           E
 Hollywood ambition made a starlet grown up overnight-ee. 
 Am  E/G# F#m7-5   E
 Na__na,  na-na-na-na, 
 Am           E/G#       
 Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
 F#m7      B7
 na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 

____Guitar solo: 1

 Cmaj7  Gmaj7     Dm7   Cmaj7
 Oo____________Oo______________
Bsus  
 I know someone, an engine driver, 
 Oo______________________
B 
 I know someone who'd been a boxer, 
 Oo______________________
 Bsus                  
 I know for sure, I know, 
                           B  C  B
 I know that they are super! 

____Verse: 3

         E                                      Am E
 Well, I bumped into a man who'd been a boxer, (bo_xer) 
 E                                         Am  E
 asked him what had been his greatest night. 
    Am                                      Bm  Am
 He looked into the corners of his mem'ry, (mem'ry) 
 E
 searching for a picture of the fight. 
 B7
 but he said he always had a feeling 
 E                             Amaj7
 that he lacked a little extra height.
 Emaj7                          A
(could have used a little extra height) 
 Am   E/G#  F#m7-5    E
 Yes, mate, you heard right, 
    Am            E/G#           F#m7       B7              E
 He always had a feeling that he might have lacked a little height. 
 Am  E/G# F#m7-5   E
 Na__na,  na-na-na-na, ee__
 Am           E/G#       
 Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
 F#m7      B7         E
 na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 

____Guitar solo: 2

 Am  E/G#  F#m7-5  E
 Am  E/G#  F#m7  B7
 
____Prelude: 3

 E           A       E
 Look at the average person, 
 Bm                         B
 Speak to the man in the queue. 
 E         A         E         F#m G
 Can you imagine the first one is__you? 

____Coda:

       F#m E
 Oo-oo-oo--oo,
 E   F#m G                      F#m E
*Doo-doo-doo__________, doo-doo-doo-doo* (Repeat *-* once more) 
     Dmaj7 Cmaj9
 Doo-doo---doo, 
 E           A       E
 Look at the average person.