# Date: Thu, 24 Oct 1996 09:42:46 From: Ryan Crazy Love Adam Sandler Transcribed by Ryan LaBuda A D A D A D E A--B--E--E#-D--E--D A--B--E--E#-D--C--B A--B--E--E#-D--E--D B--E--D#-D I----------------------I----------------------I----------------------I-------------I I----------------------I----------------------I----------------------I-------------I I----------------------I----------------------I----------------------I-------------I I-------14-13-12-14-12-I-------14-13-12-------I-------14-13-12-14-12-I----14-13-12-I I-12-14----------------I-12-14----------15-14-I-12-14----------------I-14----------I I----------------------I----------------------I----------------------I-------------I A D A D You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot A D E And all my conversations are being recorded A D A D And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me A D E And I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago Ha-Ha-Ha A D A D And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road A D E Then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player A D A D And you don't have a problem with when I follow people I never met before A D E And force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tatooed on my back It's very pretty baby A D Well you must've been sent from above A D You're all that I can think of A E You're just as psychotic as me A My crazy love A D A D Well it never ever bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed everynight A D E And I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep Blah bloo blah bloo bloo Thank You A D A D And you don't make fun of me cause I still make out with my stepfather A D E And I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years I believe you sugar pie A D 'Cause our love is right on track A D I'm yours You're mine it's fact A E Don't forget to take your Prozac A My crazy love D E Yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there D E Three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear I didn't care A D A D Babe I know I never had a job 'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people A D E 'Cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information They can't fool you sweetheart A D A D And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house to the ground A D E But you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came and questioned you I ain't no fink dollface A D 'Cause we know that it's true A D Only I could love you A E We both eat with our hands A My crazy love D A My crazy, crazy love Spoken: D A Oh I wish everyone was dead except for you, baby D Oh I feel the same way E Would you throw some macaroni on me Oh yeah, sure here you go