INTRO A E D A E D JABA WAKA DING DONG SLIP SLAP SLEE A E D DIP SKIP PATTY WACK PEE PEE GOOGLY GEE A E D POLLY WALLY SLING SLANG SKOO WEE DIBBLY DOO A E D WING WONG PING PONG KING KONG CHEECH AND CHONG HOP HIP COG A GOO GOO A E D HICKORY DICKERY SLICKERY FLIP FLAP DIP SKIP TO MY LOO A E D FLIM FLAM WAM BLAM SAM BAM CUNNINGHAM WAX NOT COCHIE COCHIE COO CHORUS A E D PLUS YOU GOTTA DIP YOU GOTTA DOODLE YOU GOTTA EAT GRANDMA'S STROODLE A E D CAUSE SHE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT TO MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH A E D YOU GOTTA GISH YOU GOTTA GASH YOU GOTTA WAX GRANDMA'S MOUSTACHE A E D AND LAY OUT HER SOCKS AND MAKE SURE THEY MATCH A WHOA YOU GOTTA HELP OUT YOUR GRANDMA VERSE 2 A E D A E D A E D SLAPPITY DAPPITY SLING SKIZZIM SKAZZIM BING BANG BOO A E D A YEP A YAP A SNIPPITY SNAP POLLY WALLY SKAPPY DAPPY DOO A E D PIDDLE PADDLE FIDDLE FADDLE WIDDLE WADDLE A WEE CLUNKITY CLANG A E D A PLOP A FIZZ A WACKITY WIZZ CHITTY CHITTY BANG WANG LANG A E D ZIPPITY DOO DA ZIPPITY EH UHN FA LOO PA DOO A E D A PIGGLY WIGGLY DOO DA STINKY WANKY LANKY FOO MAN CHOO CHORUS A E D PLUS YOU GOTTA DIP YOU GOTTA DOODLE YOU GOTTA SHAVE GRANDMA'S POODLE A E D CAUSE GRANDMA WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU A E D YOU GOTTA LIBBY YOU GOTTA LABBY YOU GOTTA HUG GRANDMA EVEN THOGH SHE'S FLABBY A E D CAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW GRANDMA'S ARE PEOPLE TOO WHOA YOU GOTTA LOVE YOUR GRANDMA BRIDGE A E D A E D A E NOW IF YOU LISTEN TO THE WORDS OF THIS SONG D YOU'LL KNOW THEY'RE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM HEART A E D NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOUR GRANDMA EVEN WHEN SHE RIPS A JUICY FART CHORUS A E D AND REMEMBER TO DIP YOU GOTTA DOODLE YOU GOTTA STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR NOODLE A E D CAUSE GRANDMA SAID IT'LL MAKE YOU GO BLIND A E D YOU GOTTA GIPPER YOU GOTTA GIPPER YOU GOTTA CHANGE GRANDMA'S DIAPER A E D AND THEN PRETEND THAT YOU REALLY DIDN'T MIND A (ON THE LAST CHORD "A" STUM UP AND DOWN VIGOROUSLY) WHOA RESPECT TO THE GRANDMA YEAH THIS IS OFF OF THE "WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO ME?" RECORD. IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE TO GET THE WORDS DOWN, BUT JUST LISTEN TO IT AND YOU WILL GET IT. JOHN