Song: Jesus Stole My Baby Artist: The Fratellis Album: Here We Stand (2008) CAPO 2nd FRET G F G F Jesus stole my baby G F G F Jesus stole my girl G F G F He took her away for an hour every Sunday Dm C D And cut all of her beautiful curls G F G F She was always easy G F G F Seven days of the week G F G F Now she's a bore and I've seen it before Dm C D She thinks it gives her some kind of mystique G F G F Said that she just wants to save me G F G F Said you can't go on the way that you are G F G F She chased all my friends, hurts my brain till it bends Dm C D Hides my cigarettes and steals my guitar F G D (x3) F G D F G D And it's a long time since she was mine, F G D Pretending I am fine F G F B7 A Another simple boy on the telephone line D F G D And though she is living here with me F G D I'm aching to be free F G F B7 A She takes it all so god damn seriously G F (x4) G F G F Well I've always been in love with her treasure G F G F But she might as well be locked up in chains G F G F When I ask she says no and I'm feeling so low Dm C D I'm bursting from my feet to my brains G F G F Now if I could only talk to this Jesus G F G F I'd tell him just how lonely I've been G F G F I'd ask him to send home my baby again Dm C D So she can see what kinda state I've been in G F G F Jesus stole my baby G F G F So maybe I should steal his G F She used to be mine G F Now she's so dull and divine Dm C D May not be nice but that's the way that it is F G D (x3) F G D F G D And I'm lost here among the clowns F G D Jesus men in gowns F G F B7 A All sandals and out of tune guitars D F G D And she talks in terrified tones F G D Of skeleton bones F G F B7 A Screaming through a mangled microphone F G D F G D And it's a long time since she was mine, F G D Pretending I am fine F G F B7 A Another simple boy on the telephone line D F G D And though she is living here with me F G D I'm aching to be free F G F B7 A She takes it all so god damn seriously A (x2) B7 G Dm C G (til fade).