American Ride

Intro
E   D   A   E   E   D   A   E

E		       D
Winter getting colder, summer getting warmer.
A			   E
Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border.
E                          D
Why buy a gallan, when its cheaper by the barrel.
     A                      A7
Just don?t be busted singin Christmas Carols.

Chorus
E          D
That?s us, That?s right,
A		E
Gotta love this American ride.
E		 D
Both ends of the ozone burnin
A	       E
Funny how, the world keeps turning
E	 D
Look ma, no hands,
A		     E	  D    	
I love this American ride.
A		E	      E	D A E
Gotta love this American ride.

verse
E			  D
Momma gets her rocks off, watchin desperate housewives
A			 E
Daddy works his can off, payin for the good life.
E		      D
Kids on the you tube, learnin how to be cool
A                        A7
Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl.

Chorus
B            
Poor little Lithamus, Americas town
A                                                  E
She gained five pounds, and she lost the crown.
B
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote
A                             A7
Got herself a record deal, Can't even sing a note

verse
E			 D
Plasma getting bigger, Jesus getting smaller
A		          E
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars
E			     D
Customs caught a kid with an aerosol can
        A	           A7
If the shoe don?t fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.

Chorus 2

That?s us, That?s right,
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how, the world keeps turning
Hot dog, Hot damn
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Oh Yeah!
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