Intro:

/=slide up
\=slide down
^=bend

e|---5---5---5\|
B|-------------|
G|/6---6---6---|
D|-------------|
A|-------------|
E|-------------|
Repeat this riff 8 times, then play:

e|---7---7---7\------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------7---7---7-2-2-x-x-x-2-2-x-x-x-2-2-x-x-x-2-2-x-x-x-|
G|/8---8---8----/7---7---7---2-2-x-x-x-2-2-x-x-x-2-2-x-x-x-2-2-x-x-x-|
D|---------------------------2-2-x-x-x-2-2-x-x-x-2-2-x-x-x-2-2-x-x-x-|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse:

e|----------------------------------------2-2-2-2----------|
B|2-2-2---------------2-2-2---------------2-2-2-2---------2|
G|2-2-2-7-8-9-9-9-8-7-2-2-2-7-8-9-9-9-8---2-2-2-2-4-5-4---2|
D|2-2-2-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-2-2-2-x-x-x-x-x-x---4-4-4-4-x-x-x---2|
A|------5-6-7-7-7-6-5-------5-6-7-7-7-6---4-------2-3-2----|
E|--------------------------------------2-2-------------4--|

Repeat, then after each verse:

e|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
B|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
G|1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
D|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
A|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

Then play the intro riffs again, then repeat verse.

Outro (with some sort of kazoo-sounding effect):

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-2--5--7--10--7--5--3--2--2--5--7--10--7--5--3--2--2--5--7--10--7--5--3--2-|
G|-4^-7^-9^-12^-9^-7^-5^-4^-4^-7^-9^-12^-9^-7^-5^-4^-4^-7^-9^-12^-9^-7^-5^-4^|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|----------------|
B|-7--10--12--15--|
G|-9^-12^-14^-17^-|
D|----------------|
A|----------------|
E|----------------|

http://www.secretdakotaring.com/ (website, as the band is not yet in the database)