This is the first tab I've ever done! Enjoy!

This isn't the key he sings it in so yeah sorry for that.

G 
It's Christmas time and Santa's here,
Em
Making the children smile
Am
But he's just a pedophile
D
So you better watch your child.
G
Christmas trees in every house
Em
Covered in shiny lights
Am
But they just turn brown and die,
D
Or set your whole house on fire

Am                                        D
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.


G                 Em             Am       D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G                 Em        Am     D 
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am                    D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G                  Em
With mistletoe and candy cane
Am            D                 G
This Christmas, could go my way.


G
Having fun with all your friends,
Am
Sipping on that eggnog,
Em
But it just looks like jizz
D
All over your upper lips.
G
House made out of ginger bread
Am
Cookies like Christmas trees
Em
Giving ya heart disease
D
And type 2 diabetes.

Am                                        D
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.


G                 Em             Am       D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G                 Em        Am     D
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am                    D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G                  Em
With mistletoe and candy cane
Am            D                G
This Christmas, could go my way.


G                         Em
I've never seen reindeer fly
Am                              D
I've never heard the sleigh bells ring
G                                 Em 
I've never seen a snowman come to life
Am                          D
I've never heard the angels sing
Am                D
But I hope, and I pray
G                        Em 
That maybe this Christmas day
D
That'll change.

G                 Em             Am       D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G                 Em    Am      D
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am                    D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G                  Em 
With mistletoe and candy cane
Am              D               G 
This Christmas, could go my way.


G                 Em             Am       D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G                 Em     Am     D
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am                    D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G                    Em 
Let's just dance the night away.
Am            D                G    D
This Christmas, is going my way.

                G
Just dance with me.


Thank you so much!!!!