C F x2

Verse:
    C    F       C   F
Set fire to your hair
       C          F       C   F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
    C       F        C      F
Eat medicines that's out of date
         C       F        C       F
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Chorus:
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Chorus:
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Chorus:
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"


Chorus:
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die

Bridge:
Am       G      C            Em      F      G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
   F        G        C        Em      F
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G                                Am
Drive around the boom gates at a railroad crossing
G                                 Am
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F                           G
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly

End Chorus:
C       G       Am    Em
Dumbest ways to die
C       G        Am    Em
Dumbest ways to die
C    G       Am    Em
Dumb ways to die
   F
So many dumb
   Fm                C
So many dumb ways to die