Atheists Have no Songs - Steep Canon Rangers featuring Steve Martin

Tabbed by Candy Corn

Capo 1  A forms, C forms, D forms (no capo, song is in the key of Bb, Db, and Eb respectively)

A (x02220@1)Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)                                           
                      E7 (020130@1)Hava Nagilas for the Jews,                 
         A (x02220@1)Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)                              
              D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)Atheists just sing the blues.

Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)                                           
                       E7 (020130@1)Born agains sing He is risen,                       
           A (x02220@1)
But no one ever wrote atune, (x02210@1)(wrote atune) (x02210@1)                       
            D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)For godless existentialism.

For Atheists,                  
        D (xx0232@1)Theres no good news,                 
        G# (xx1114@1)                 A (x02220@1)Theyll never sing a song of faith.

D (xx0232@1)For atheists,          
     G (320003@1)They have arule, (x02210@1)          
     G# (xx1114@1)          A (x02220@1)The he is always lowercase.

G# (xx1114@1)          A (x02220@1)The he is always lowercase.

Some folks sing aBach (x02210@1)cantata, (Bach cantata)                                                  
                        E7 (020130@1)Lutherans get Christmas trees,                  
        A (x02220@1)Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)                                   
                 D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)          D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)But they do have Sundays free.  (have Sundays free)

Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven) 
                          E7 (020130@1)Coptics have the books of scrolls,                               
        A (x02220@1)
Numerologists can count to seven, (count to seven)                             
              D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)Atheists have rock and roll.

For Atheists,                   
D (xx0232@1)Theres no good news,               
        G# (xx1114@1)         A (x02220@1)Theyll never sing a song of Faith. 
D (xx0232@1)In their songs,            
            G (320003@1)They have arule, (x02210@1)          
     G# (xx1114@1)          A (x02220@1)The he is always lowercase.                        
            G# (xx1114@1)   A (x02220@1)The he is always lowercase.

(Key Change) C
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists

G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)Dont have no Songs!!

C (x32010@1)Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)                                           
                      G7 (320001@1)Hava Nagilas for the Jews, (for the Jews)                 
         C (x32010@1)Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)                            
              F (133211@1)      C (x32010@1)Atheists just sing the blues.

F (133211@1)Catholics dress up for Mass,          
    B (x2444x@1)           C (x32010@1)And listen to, Gregorian chants.

F (133211@1)           Bb (x1333x@1)Atheists just take apass, (x02210@1)               
      BWatch (x2444x@1)football in their 
Cunderpants. (x32010@1)
                        B (x2444x@1)  C (x32010@1)Watch football in their underpants.
                                  
                                  (Key change) D (xx0232@1)Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, 
A7 (x02020@1)          D (xx0232@1)            A7 (x02020@1)    DDont (xx0232@1)have no songs!  (Dont have no songs!)