Artist: Sick Puppies
Song: Killing Myself for Christmas
Standard Tuning

Happy Holidays!

Chorus:
      F (133211@1)                           A#Coz (x1333x@1)I feel like killing myself, for Christmas
  C (x32010@1)                                      F (133211@1) A#C
I never got along real well with my mom and dad
        F (133211@1)                          A#yeah, (x1333x@1)I feel like killing myself for Christmas
             C (x32010@1)                                          F (133211@1)A#C
It'll be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever had

Verse:
        A# (x1333x@1)                                             F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)A#I (x1333x@1)could slash my wrists, but you know it'd only get real messy
        A# (x1333x@1)                                             F (133211@1) A#C
I could shoot myself, but you know they'd never recognize me
        C (x32010@1)                      D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)FI (133211@1)gonna take that mistletoe, and hang myself
A# (x1333x@1)               Cfrom (x32010@1)the Christmas tree
F (133211@1)                     A# (x1333x@1)        F (133211@1)     A#F
Coz I feel like killing myself, for Christmas

F (133211@1)      A# (x1333x@1)  C (x32010@1)                 A#Before (x1333x@1)I go, I think I'll hijack a mall
              F (133211@1)                   A# (x1333x@1)      Cand (x32010@1)tell your kids, there's no such thing, as Santa
      F (133211@1)    A# (x1333x@1)     CAnd (x32010@1)before I go, I'll steal your credit cards
             F (133211@1)             A# (x1333x@1)             Cand (x32010@1)max them out, before you know, I'm buying porno
                      G (320003@1)  FCoz (133211@1)that's all I want anyway

F (133211@1)                             A#Coz (x1333x@1)we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
  C (x32010@1)                                          F (133211@1) A#C
We never got along real well with our moms and dads
         C (x32010@1)                             Fyeah, (133211@1)we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
  C (x32010@1)                                                     F (133211@1) A#C FIt'll (133211@1)be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever had

Key Change

G (320003@1)                                    CCoz (x32010@1)we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas 
D (xx0232@1)                                           G (320003@1) CD GWe (320003@1)never got along real well with our moms and dads
G (320003@1)                                      Cyeah, (x32010@1)we feel like killing ourselves for Christmas
             D (xx0232@1)It'll be the best, the best, the best 
    Dthe (xx0232@1)best, the best, the best
    D (xx0232@1)                               G (320003@1) DE GThe (320003@1)Fucking best, Christmas they ever had

G (320003@1)  F# (244322@1)  ED   G (320003@1) B (x2444x@1)  A (x02220@1) GBah, (320003@1)Bah, BaBah, Bah Fucking Die!